jakebe | Requiem For Fake Hair

All-Around Awesome

You have:
77% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and
77% EMOTIONAL INTUITION

The graph on the right represents your place in Intuition 2-Space. As you can see, you scored well above average on emotional intuition and well above average on scientific intuition. (Weirdly, your emotional and scientific intuitions are equally strong.)

Your Emotional Intuition
score is a measure of how well you understand people, especially their
unspoken needs and sympathies. A high score score usually indicates
social grace and persuasiveness. A low score usually means you're good
at Quake.

Your Scientific Intuition
score tells you how in tune you are with the world around you; how well
you understand your physical and intellectual environment. People with
high scores here are apt to succeed in business and, of course, the
sciences.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Scientific
You scored higher than 99% on Interpersonal

Link: The 2-Variable Intuition Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

This weekend I took out my braids, because, you know, the hair had grown to the point where it was starting to look like an Afro with braids on top. With the help of

dancing_deer and a lot of wine, we managed. Then, as directed, a good shampooing and a metric ton of conditioner to make sure the hair was good and nourished.

The next morning, my hair was horrendously matted. Thick chunks of clumped hair all over. Naturally, I panicked a little. I've been growing this out for about a full year now. I'd hate to have to shave it all off and start over.

I called my stylist (yes, I'm gay, shut up) but she wasn't home, so I called the salon she used to work for (called Nefertiti...how stereotypically African-American can you get?). The woman there said she didn't know, but she'd get someone to give me a call.

I went over there. She took one look at it and said, "You know you're going to have to cut that off, right?"

So...it looks like I'm back to being bald for now. Tonight, with the help of yet more wine and my trusty clippers, I'll shave the hair off and go over it with a razor. Then, I'll start all over again. Maybe by next summer, I'll have it braided before moving (hope hope).

*raises a glass* Here's to everyone with good hair. I hope you appreciate it, lucky bastards. :)