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May. 28th, 2004 10:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jakebe
A few days ago on "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn," Lewis Black ruminated on what his reality show would be like. It would be about a man who leads two lives, he said, one of which was a sort of Jewish "Father Knows Best" and the other being a sin-bin of drugs, booze and whores. The only way to keep balance between the two would be to snort a thumb-thick line of cocaine...
THUMB-THICK!!
Sweet corn in the morning, that's a lot of coke. That'd be something you'd have to fashion a snorting straw from a giant Pixy Stix for. You'd have to apoxy the sucker to your nostril to get all of *that* action in one go.
Since then I've become enamored with the idea of snorting thumb-thick lines of various sundry things. Coffee grounds. Asbestos. Powdered dachsund innards. Delicious. :9 (Payback for killing me in your dream, yo.)
It's such a *useful* term of measurement. Thumb-thick. Mmm, love it.
(This does not condone the act of snorting in any way.)
THUMB-THICK!!
Sweet corn in the morning, that's a lot of coke. That'd be something you'd have to fashion a snorting straw from a giant Pixy Stix for. You'd have to apoxy the sucker to your nostril to get all of *that* action in one go.
Since then I've become enamored with the idea of snorting thumb-thick lines of various sundry things. Coffee grounds. Asbestos. Powdered dachsund innards. Delicious. :9 (Payback for killing me in your dream, yo.)
It's such a *useful* term of measurement. Thumb-thick. Mmm, love it.
(This does not condone the act of snorting in any way.)
