Hatercon 2004!

[jakebe]

Since hating things has indeed become a fashionable thing to do (tm), I thought I would come up with a list of things that just PISS ME OFF and can really SUCK MY BUTT, as Fraggle so eloquently puts it! Are you ready? MY LIST OF BURNING HATRED!!

+ Family Circus by Bil Keane
+ Expecting crunchy peanut butter and getting creamy instead.
+ Republicans who stick their fingers in their ears and go "LA LA LA" when they hear a socially compassionate but well-thought out response.
+ Neckties (they want to strangle you).
+ Kevin Costner.
+ Kevin Costner.
+ That time when I walked barefoot and got stuck with a piece of glass.
+ Children who play and scream and do...childreny things, the bastards.
+ When angsty artists suddenly run out of things to angst about (Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, Michael Jackson, JANET Jackson, Billy Corgan)
+ Uhm....Kevin Costner?
+ Three vowels stuck together, or three consonants!
+ Formal MLA writing practices.
+ The Freemasons.
+ Heathens.
+ Infidels.
+ Acrobats and anyone who has to wear sequins and/or rhinestones.
+ Kitschy has beens trying to act as anything other than kitschy has beens.
+ Gary Coleman.
+ Boogers that can't be dug out of your nose.
+ Haggis.
+ People who are too vocal during movies.
+ Lists that make no sense.
+ Bad wine with kangaroos on the label.
+ The word 'labia'.
+ Black people.
+ Smug things.
+ Little floaty things in my drink.

I think that's...all. Wait! One more.

+ Kevin Costner and J.Lo (what the hell's up with that *name* anyway) making out in a hot tub filled with Crisco. Yup. Definitely hate that.

OK, now that's it.