From katayamma, who got it from <user site="livejournal.com" us

[jakebe]

Hello dear Earthling,

I am a creature from a galaxy far away, visiting your planet.

I have transformed myself into this livejournal post. As you are reading it, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling.

Please pass me on. I'm really horny.