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jakebe ([personal profile] jakebe) wrote2004-10-25 07:34 pm

The Ultimate Relaxation Recipe

One pipe of Crow's Mix tobacco
One Norah Jones album
18 Pepperidge Farm(tm) strawberry Verona cookies
One glass of milk
One on-line role-playing game

Sit in a cushy chair and mix together, consuming bit by bit, until satisfied. Lather. Rinse. Repeat as necessary.